Friday 6 October 2017

Chapter Six

There could be no hiding it; this much he knew. No more than one could hide blood on one's hands, or hate in one's eyes, or an entire unconscious human body in an otherwise empty walk-in freezer. It was a travesty, plain and simple; beyond all salvage and completely indefensible. He could only keep his head down while the shame sluiced over him in rivulets, counting himself lucky he had not been quite justifiably called out for his behaviour by one of the many innocent bystanders.

"I've gone too far." He muttered grimly to himself. And he was right. The shopping basket in his hand was an absolute train-wreck.

"Cat food, a ham and pineapple frozen pizza, personal lubricant reduced due to the packaging having been tampered with, and... crème de menthe?" He grimaced at the floor as the cashier listed his crimes aloud. They had never done this before.

"I didn't realise there was pineapple. Just the booze, the lube and the cat food, then." He continued to study the scuffed linoleum. "Please."

He leaned against the side of the conveyor and watched the pair of hands in his peripheral vision relieve his basket of its contents. Two electronic bleeps sounded, followed by the sounds of a glass bottle and a plastic tube rolling lazily down the sloped metal sheeting, toward the bags. Nothing followed.

"Funny," came the apparently overly judgemental cashier's voice again; "I wouldn't have pegged you for a... cat person."

Who was this prying muckraker? This minimum-wage inquisitor, as brazen as they were unwelcome? Bristling at the floor, and also at the tremendous indignity of the situation, he arranged his face into its most scathing configuration before bringing it to bear against his interrogator; a curiously familiar man, wearing an eye-patch, a clearly fake moustache, and nothing from the waist down.

"Hello there, sir. Long time no see. Perhaps it's time you and I had a little chat about Lewis."



1 comment:

  1. Looking forward to the next installment, what will the man with the eye patch have to say for himself I wonder :-)

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